NEW YORK, NY - The CEOs of five of the largest automobile companies-- Ford, Buick, Honda, Volkswagen, and Dodge-- held a press conference in New York last Tuesday, begging the musician Moby to make another album.

\"Please, Mr. Moby,\" pleaded Takeo Fukui, the CEO of Honda, \"make another album so our companies can continue to use your songs in our commercials.\"

I think it’s time we give some credit where credit is due. Let’s take some time to recognize the most unappreciated of holiday mascots: the Easter Bunny.