THEY'RE NOT CELEBRITIES. THEY WALK PAST YOU ON THE STREET, BRING YOU YOUR FOOD AT A RESTAURANT, AND LIVE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. THEY'RE EVERYDAY PEOPLE. JUST LIKE YOU.
MARCH 2004: BECCA MARCUS
SHE'S A HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR. SHE'S 17. SHE'S HOT. AND SHE'S FPHATTY'S SISTER. TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THE SUBURBS CAN BREED.
Fphatty: What are you doing?
Becca: Finishing up some homework.
F: Can we do the interview now?
B: Yep.
F: I want you to do it under a different name so you're comfortable, and that way you can say whatever you want.

AFTER TAKING A SABBATICAL FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, EARL SLICK HAS RETURNED TO HIS SPOT AS GUITARIST FOR DAVID BOWIE, AND RECENTLY RECORDED A STAR-STUDDED NEW SOLO ALBUM TITLED ZIG ZAG. NIGHT WATCHMAN CAUGHT UP WITH EARL OUT ON TOUR TO FIND OUT HOW HE GOT STARTED, AND WHERE HE’S HEADED NEXT.
Night Watchman: To start off, let’s go back to when you were just a young pup.
Earl: Oh, no. This is going to date me.
Both: (laugh)
N: What got you interested in playing guitar to begin with?

I totally couldn’t whistle when I was a kid. It was embarrassing and very frustrating. Then, one day on Pee-wee’s Playhouse, Cowboy Morpheus was having a similar problem-- and he had Jheri curls to deal with, as well.
Pee-wee told him to pucker up, put his tongue behind his bottom teeth, and blow. And it totally worked! I tried it, too, and suddenly I was a whistlin' Dixie!