I know we’re supposed to be at war with Islam right now, but before our God-appointed President wipes out the entire Middle East, I think we should reassess some of our views concerning Muslim culture.
Sure, we’ve got Arabs beat in most areas. Hygiene. Pronounceable names. Treatment of women. Treatment of vowels. That whole "flying planes into buildings" thing.
However, there is one area where we could definitely take a cue from our Islamic brothers: How and when to properly use the death penalty.

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND - Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking continues to recover from various injuries in a Cambridge hospital.
The famed author and Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University has displayed numerous signs of abuse since his marriage to Jane Hawking in 1995. Nurses, fearing they would be accused of assaulting Mr. Hawking, have kept a journal detailing the nature and timing of his wounds. Such "mysterious" injuries include cuts, bruises, and a broken wrist.

Mario Hernandez, the mastermind behind From Bubblegum To Sky, is a product of two worlds. The son of a Hispanic U.S. Marine and a Japanese woman, he was raised for his first ten years in Kyushu, Japan. There, he listened to wacky early Japanese pop, as well as stuff like the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack, The Beatles, and KISS. This odd combo of musical styles has to inform the sound of From Bubblegum To Sky on its second album, Nothing Sadder Than Lonely Queen.