OH, YOU MAY NOT ADMIT IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER OR WIFE THAT YOU KNOW WHO DITA VON TEESE IS, BUT YOU DO. SO DOES WAYNE CHINSANG. AND HE'S NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT TO ANYONE.
Wayne: How do you describe your career to someone who isn't familiar with what it is you do?
Dita: I guess I would say I am a pinup girl and burlesque performer. I recreate vintage style photographs and films, and I striptease in the classic 1930's and 1940's styles. I'm sort of a modern day Gypsy Rose Lee or Sally Rand.

Welcome!
First things first. Please make sure that you have a brand-new floral patterned journal exclusively for the work you will be doing throughout this book. Be sure to give it an inspiring title. My first journal was christened, "Oralizing For The Red, White, And Blue". Also, make sure that you write with a blue Bic pen, preferably yellow with a blue cap. Now is the time to get comfortable with pesky government issued instruments. Being prepared for today will make you twice as successful for tomorrow.
Good luck!
- Nicky Amoswinel