I have been surrounded by friends for at least the past ten years. And I don\'t mean that in some metaphorical \"I have a lot of people who care about me\" kind of way. Literally, I am saying that I have had a friend by my side nonstop for at least the past decade.

Man, America, I tell you. Every day, things seem to get weirder and weirder. Like last week, for example. December 31st, to be exact. I’m hanging out at home with Dick, Donny, and Condolizzard, sippin\' some hot cocoa, talking about all the ridiculously expensive things we got for Christmas, and all the charities we donated to to get some wicked tax breaks (\"You Somalian kids sure are starving... for Daddy\'s tax write-off!\").

HOLLYWOOD, CA - As more celebrities jump on the children\'s book writing bandwagon, the pressure becomes greater for every Hollywood star to put pen to paper. With Madonna, Jerry Seinfeld, Will Smith, Jamie Lee Curtis, and just recently Gloria Estefan all joining the ranks of children\'s book writers, it is becoming the number one trend in Tinseltown.