Another January, another cover story of the Annual Millennium Awards. And hopefully this will be the last. Keep your fingers crossed....
THE REALIZATION THAT ALMOST EVERYONE AROUND ME IS A FUCKING IDIOT OF THE MILLENNIUM: NOVEMBER 2ND, 2004
MISSPELLED WORD OF THE MILLENNIUM: MILLENNIUM - Two Ls, two Ns.
MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE SEQUEL OF THE MILLENNIUM: PASSION OF THE CHRIST, PART DEUX
BEST PORNO OF THE MILLENNIUM: THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE

THEY\'RE NOT CELEBRITIES. THEY WALK PAST YOU ON THE STREET, BRING YOU YOUR FOOD AT A RESTAURANT, AND LIVE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. THEY\'RE EVERYDAY PEOPLE. JUST LIKE YOU.
JANUARY 2005: MIKE STRUHARIK

I USED TO SAY THAT YOU SHOULD BE VERY, VERY AFRAID WHEN SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNOW HANDS YOU A CD AND SAYS, \"THIS IS MY FRIENDS\' BAND. THEY\'RE GOOD. REVIEW IT.\" UNLESS, OF COURSE, THAT BAND IS THE MADISON, WISCONSIN-BASED DUO KNOWN AS MOOREBECK STELLAR. TO GO ON RECORD, I STAND CORRECTED.
Wayne Chinsang: First, tell our readers who Moorebeck Stellar consists of, and what each person does in the band.
Andy Jansen: I play synthesizer, guitar, drum machine, and specialize in home cooked meals.