I am declaring war on psychiatry. Why the fuck not? We have wars for everything else. Wars on terrorism, religion, soda pop, drugs, and corporations. This war even has an evil dictator: Dr. Phil. You know, that know-it-all Svengali fame leech on the fat ass of Oprah. God forbid anyone be responsible for their own actions. According to Phil and shrinks around the world, there is always someone or something else to blame for you being fucked up. Public enemy #1 is your parents. They fucked you up, and their parents fucked them up.