Drummer Wanted, a \"personal injury lawsuit musical\", comes to The Wexner Center this month from the 20th through the 23rd. This marks the third visit from Richard Maxwell and the New York City players.
Maxwell (writer/director) offers up a two-actor tale of a mother and her son. The son (played by Pete Simpson of The Blue Man Group) is an aspiring drummer,.. that still lives at home with his mother. And the mother (played by Ellen LaCompte) is there to support her struggling son,.. sort of. And it is all peppered with funny ballads. Yes. I said \"ballads\".

Once upon a time, there was a band called Count The Stars. And they had a shiny new album that came out on Victory Records. That album was Never Be Taken Alive, and all the children of the Collegiate Kingdom adored it. They took it to friends’ houses and insisted on listening to track nine over and over, because it was just so \"awesome\". They’d play it in their car and sing along poorly.

What you need to do right now, at this very moment, is to go get your day planner, or your calendar, or what have you, and make a note. The note you will make is this:
On Thursday, March 13th, at 7:00pm you have to be at the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, Ohio.