Would you consider The A-Team a sitcom? I think I would. It kinda broke down some barriers, and put the "ha-ha" back in "kicking terrorist ass."

NINJAS DON'T MATTER
Ninjas don’t matter none
‘Cause ninjas ain’t no
fun.
Ninjas ain’t drinkin’ rum
‘Cause ninjas ain’t no
Fun.
Ninjas don’t need no gun
‘Cause ninjas--
Are fierce warriors who use swords and
Throwing stars and their own bodies as
Weapons!
Thusly needing no modern contrivances
Or doodads that make killing easy
And impersonal.
Ninjas DO matter, son.

PORTLAND, OR - For years, the wayfaring strangers of the world have relied on the kindness of strangers to make ends meet. But these times they are a changing.
"More and more, our society is running on credit and electronic transactions," said Glenn Drake, an unemployed economist with no real credentials. "The truth of the matter is that people aren’t carrying around cash like they used to."

In his later years, Mark Twain invested all he had and more into the creation of a printing press. It was to help bring us into the modern era, and erase the days of moveable type. It was a perfectly sound idea that any reasonable investor would have taken on, as the return would be unimaginable. His handyman failed. The machine worked, temporarily, but then would require hours of restoration. It was simply too fragile to be practical. Twain went bankrupt, and took to giving lectures as a way of earning a living. At this, with his superlative wit, he prospered.

Mike shut the door to his modest one-bedroom home and headed up the road toward his car, fumbling for the keys in his pocket. A cool twilight breeze swept up the street from behind him, billowing its way up the inside of his shirt, and rustling through his hair. The past month had yielded uncomfortably warm evenings in his quiet New England town, the temperature slowly building in anticipation of August. But it was always windy and cooler near his house, up away from town, where the road crested the hill.

BYESVILLE, OH - For years now, residents of Byesville, Ohio believed Simon Belmont, 32, to be a Byesvillian like themselves. But in a press conference Thursday, Belmont admitted he actually lived in a rural area the next county over, and that he just liked the town so much that he had never let on to the fact that he didn’t live there.
"Simon always seemed like a nice boy," said Tim the Barber. "I think I’ve been cutting his hair since he was seven. I would have never guessed he wasn’t a local boy."

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There are always a lot of young people in The Price is Right crowd, with their matching college t-shirts, being all rowdy and shit. But on this particular day it seemed like it was extra rowdy. The first four people are called down to contestants' row, and there’s one kid that looks just like Jim Breuer in Half Baked. He’s got the tie-dyed t-shirt, big hemp necklace, messed up hair and all. They’re supposed to bid on some piece of furniture or something, and the Jim Breuer kid bids $420.

Inspired by the poetic words of Fphatty Lamar, I too felt moved to compose a few verses dedicated to a favorite pro wrestler. For those who don’t watch SmackDown! on Thursday nights, Zach Gowen is a wrestler who, despite losing his left leg to cancer when he was eight, is one of the most unbelievable performers currently with the WWE.
The Ballad of Zach Gowen
(Sung to the tune of those “Lego Maniac” commercials from, like, 15 years ago.)
His name is Zach, he’s new in town.
He’s five-foot-ten, 160 pounds.
He don’t play soccer, can’t run track,